Sunday, June 25th 2017

The Reverse ‘Circle of Life’

 - forwarded December 16, 2007

Now this is the ‘way to go out’! :)

My NEXT LIFE:

 I  want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.  Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.  Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. 


You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.  Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.  You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.  Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.  Then you become a baby, and  then…you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then…You finish off as an orgasm.  I rest my case..–