Saturday, October 21st 2017

1st Graders’ Insight

“This is hilarious!! Ya gotta love kids…well, most of the time. You have to get this one on your site!”

- forwarded by ‘A’ on March 10, 2008

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1 Don’t change horses until they stop running.
2 Strike while the bug is close.
3 It’s always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
4 Never underestimate the power of termites
5 You can lead a horse to water but How?
6 Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty
7 No news is impossible
8 A miss is a good as a Mr.
9 You can’t teach an old dog new Math
10 If you lie down with dogs, you’ll stink in the morning
11 Love all, trust Me
12 The pen is mightier than the pigs
13 An idle mind is The best way to relax
14 Where there’s, smoke there’s pollution.
15 Happy the bride who gets all the presents
16 A penny saved is not much
17 Two’s company, three’s the Musketeers
18 Don’t put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed
19 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
20 There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder
21 Childre should be seen and not Spanked or grounded
22 If at first you don’t succeed Get new batteries
23 You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box
24 When the blind lead the blind get ouf of the way
25 A bird in the hand is going to poop on you

And the Winner!

26 Better late than Pregnant